I have no idea why I call things “The somethingorother post”… other than that I think them to be obligatory.
I was a chaperone for 10 kids at Kingdom Bound, a Christian music festival at Darien Lake amusement park up near Buffalo. It’s a four-day festival, from Sunday to Wednesday. It’s really commercial and not very religious. But it has its religious moments.
Basically, it’s a chance for a youth group to have the run of an amusement park for four days. (Or, in our group’s case, 3 days.) On various stages in the park, there are musical acts and preachers, and if you go to other areas, you can pray. For some, it can be a worshipful experience. The problem is, I would estimate that at any given time (except when the headliner is playing), only about 10 percent of the people attending Kingdom Bound are actually listening to the music and preachers. But maybe that’s part of the appeal: Eventually, people will get bored with rides, and they’ll stop and listen to some music.
“Buy some CDs” was a common refrain I heard when I stood near the stages. It’s because Christian music is an industry like any other, and rather than trying to make money like it used to in the 1980s (by traveling from church to church and performing for a “love gift,” people would rather travel from amusement park to amusement park to try and sell a lot of CDs so you’ll share them with your friends, and your friends will pick up their own copies at the nearest Christian bookstore, or something.
I saw some people make life-changing decisions… and I saw some of my kids connecting with each other spiritually. But most of all, I saw kids being kids in an amusement park. And there’s nothing wrong with that, really. If you recognize that Kingdom Bound is a commercial Christian festival, and maybe balance it out with some other less commercial ministry opportunities (like community service), then it’s a fun time with good music. If it’s your church’s only youth group trip or special program, then I feel sorry for your church…
Unfortunately for me, the highlight of the weekend happened after I left. (I could only stay Sunday, Monday and Tuesday nights, so I was not at the park Wednesday.) I really wish I could have been there after hearing how it went, because it is awesome.
During Kingdom Bound, it’s still business as usual for all the park workers, including all the people whose job it is to sing to old people. I say that’s their job because they have an open-air theatre that seats about 30 or so, with a stage and some music, and they put on 70s and 80s revues where they cover the songs of yesteryear. Most of these singers look like they are in their teens or twenties. Old people don’t have the energy to follow their kids around the park everywhere, so they’ll sit through such an act while their kids go have fun.
On Tuesday, I was walking with some kids from one area of the park to another. We were going to cut through the back of the theatre because it was not closed off. On the way, I got to thinking about how repetitive these singers’ jobs were, and how unenergetic the audience was, and how sad the whole situation seemed. So I hatched a plan.
I have always been a fan of a prank I read about at Improv Everywhere, called Best Gig Ever. Basically, trained and organized pranksters picked a no-name band’s gig to show up and pretend that they were the biggest fans. In the end, it was a joke on the band (who took it well…)
Anyway, rather than play a joke on the performers, I thought it would be more interesting to just give them their best gig ever. As we approached the theatre, I told the kids to do what I did. We entered from the rear, and I started clapping my hands over my head in time with the music, and strutting rhythmically, and letting out the occasional “Woo!!!” when a performer had finished singing a line. And maybe pointing at the performer, too, when I said “Woo!!!” We exited from the side of the theatre.
Since my eyes had been on the performers the whole time, I didn’t notice the crowd. One of the kids did, though. Apparently we had stolen the show from the performers, as most of the crowd had turned around to see who was clapping their hands and saying “Woooo!!!!” Ack. Blowback. It’s often OK to draw attention for a few seconds during someone else’s gig, but to do it and then leave is just rude.
So I told the kids that we weren’t supposed to have stolen the show, and that maybe the brevity of our performance was why it got so much attention. If it was constant, it would just blend in, and everyone would have a good time.
At some point I explained to them how Improv Everywhere had pulled off the “Best Gig Ever” at a club in New York, and I suggested ways they could give the performers their best gig ever, by showing up on time and being really enthusiastic, staying in the back, clapping, dancing, singing along, and having fun until the show was over.
The next day I drove back to Elmira to work. At lunch, I sent one of them a text message telling them I hoped they were having fun. The response was awesome:
“We did the best gig ever the entire time and we got to go on the stage.”
I guess by their third day at the park, they’d already done all the rides, so they actually planned to do this.
Wow. Well done, kids. I can only imagine how that went. If the crowds were anything like they were the day before, the performers must have really appreciated you.
(Either that, or it happens every week, and that’s how they deal with it…)
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